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Causes of Death for Some of the Great Philosophers
7 Comments Published by Cynthia R. Nielsen June 10th, 2006 in Humor, MiscellaneousBy Stiv Fleishman
Thales: Drowning
Parmenides: It wasn’t anything at all
Ockham: Cut while shaving
Russell: Cut while being shaved by one who did not shave himself
Descartes: Stopped thinking
Spinoza: Substance abuse
Leibniz: Monadnucleosis
Darwin: Natural causes
Hume: Unnatural causes
Kant: Transcendental causes (although it was his own idea)
Paley: By design
Heidegger: By Dasein
Meinong: Climbing accident
Neurath: Boating accident
G.E. Moore: By his own hand, obviously
Sheffer: Stroke
Sartre: [...]
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